Where have I been, you ask?

I've eventually found my piece of paper of how to activate this again.
You'll be relieved to know that the operation on my thigh was successful except it has left a nice long scar on my left thigh just above the dinner-plate removed in 1978.
All this leg renovation means that my chances of being selected to be a male model on the catwalk has somewhat slightly diminished.
Meanwhile I have had my scalp scraped twice and 5 stitches worth taken out of the flap of my left ear.
Who said that Global Warming isn't affecting us?
By the way, Happy Armistice Day.
When will we ever learn?