I've eventually found my piece of paper of how to activate this again.
You'll be relieved to know that the operation on my thigh was successful except it has left a nice long scar on my left thigh just above the dinner-plate removed in 1978.
All this leg renovation means that my chances of being selected to be a male model on the catwalk has somewhat slightly diminished.
Meanwhile I have had my scalp scraped twice and 5 stitches worth taken out of the flap of my left ear.
Who said that Global Warming isn't affecting us?
By the way, Happy Armistice Day.
When will we ever learn?